Cinematic genius Steven Spielberg has announced that filming will soon begin on a sequel to the phenomenally successful 1982 movie E.T.
Though the title of the new film has not been released, the story is said to be radically different from the original E.T. This time, rather than being a benign, harmless extraterrestrial, E.T. is on a mission to rid the world of all rude, obnoxious and thoughtless people. Armed with a laser assault rifle, E.T., accompanied by his pal Elliot, travels the world, vaporizing undesirables left and right.
The climax of the movie will be a showdown between E.T and Osama bin Laden. I don't want to give away the ending, but E.T. is the one with the laser assault rifle.