Written by David Baker

Wednesday, 28 January 2004

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Shaved Pussy

A drunken prank went too far when cat owner Agnes Welch, sick of her boyfriends pestering decided to shave her pussy, right their and then in front of all his friends.

In the middle of a drunken party at her house Agnes jumped up and shouted "If you want a bald pussy, then I'll f***ing give you one!" She started shaving there and then.

"I was aghast," one friend said "Agnes grabbed her pussy and just started just shaving, she left a few tasteful bits of fluff, but we ended up with an almost entirely bald cat."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: pussy, Shave




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