Elmo Announces Presidental Candidacy

Funny story written by CJ Carter

Saturday, 5 May 2007

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Elmo showed our cameraman his belly and insisted he tickle it

As a shocking move on May 4th, 2007, a new presidential candidate stepped forward into the spotlight and was immediately a fan favorite. That candidate was none other than the tiny fluffy red guy from Sesame Street, Elmo.

"Elmo very excited about running," new presidential hopeful Elmo said that day. "Elmo already has new ideas for U.S of Americas." You see, he can't even say it right. He'll be better than Bush anyways. Some of Elmo's new ideas include tax cuts, all-new health plans, and to replace U.S Vice President Dick Cheney with best friend Big Bird.

"Big Bird make good V.P of U.S," Elmo continues. "Elmo also make new Speaker of House to be Bert or Ernie, Elmo can't decide. Elmo thinking Battle to the Death."

Stay tuned to more news from the new presidential hopeful.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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