Monica Lewinski Drafted for 2008 Presidential Election

Funny story written by The Noosance

Wednesday, 25 April 2007

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Maybe now she can finally get her face done

According to an undisclosed source, the Republican National Committee has offered Monica Lewinski a seven-figure deal to appear in negative attack ads that will target Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential election.

Prior to the RNC's offer, a routine wiretap revealed Lewinsky telling a friend who was not Linda Tripp that she still harbored feelings for the ex President and that she would do anything to keep him away from Hillary.

"If she becomes the President, he's never going to leave her," whined Lewinsky. "That self-serving bitch doesn't deserve my Billy Goat! She could never get him to stain her pantsuit like my blue dress. He's just not that into her."

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