Vince McMahon, chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment, today confirmed that he as entered the running to become the new president of the united states.
McMahon, 87, said that he was looking forward to having a bash at beating Hilary Clinton into submission.
And in a bizarre twist Vinnie Mac announced his running partner would be none other than TED TURNER, his former nemesis in the Monday night wars.
A statement released by the McMahons today stated "Vincent Kennedy McMahon will indeed be running for presidency in 2008 along with his good buddy Ted Turner. Mr McMahon has expressed his delight at the prospect of ruining this country and once again working with teddy."
Former employees of McMahon commented today. "Vince is a Jabroni" Stated the Rock. While one employee who doesn't want to be named said "Vince for presidency, that's the bottom line cos stone cold said so".
