Blood Diamonds Inspires World-Wide Donation

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 28 April 2007

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Oppressive Opals coming to a theater near you!

The film Blood Diamonds has inspired a global movement to donate diamond engagement rings to help the oppressed diamond miners across Africa.

"What a Rock!" exclamations have turned into what a tax deduction as women who once flashed their "best friend" in the faces of their best friends have decided to divest themselves of these tainted jewels.

Buffy Vamp-IreSlaya of the Newport Vamp-Ireslayas donated her million dollar stone to Save D Miners: "I just couldn't bear the thought of those poor child soldiers and the repressed diggers. I made Archibald go right out and exchange my diamond for a million dollar sapphire. I think the black rock puts me in solidarity with my gem mining brothers and sistas!"

Hollywood producers who reap a fortune with this diamond film are already planning knock-offs tentatively entitled Greedy Gold, Oppressive Opalsand Solidarity Sapphires.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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