US Corpse Census Takers in Iraq have been reporter a reduction of dead since Bush's surge. Bushologist, Ameye Knutts, reports that this sort of thing has happened often in the checkered career of W. He fails and then fails and then fails hard. . . then he surges and pulls something out at the last minute he did it with his scouting badges, his eighth grade thesis and even his HS diploma.
It carried true for his seventh SAT scores and his Kool-Aid stand as a Harvard MBA candidate. Just before wrecking the oil business and a Major League Baseball Team, George managed a saving surge at the end.
In his recent biography Bush attributes these Hail Mary rescues to his favorite philosopher who never wrote or spoke a word of philosophy, Jesus H Christ. "I think the Risen Lord identifies with my repeated martyrdumbs and comes from Cavalary like the Calvary to save my ass. . . excuse my freedom."
Close examination of the death toll in Iraq shows the under Bush's orders victims of bombings are no longer counted among the war causalities. This is the only reason why deaths are down during the Bush surge. When confronted with the facts W explained that if your body is blown to smithereens than how can you be included in the body count. We do figure them in the particulate count in Baghdad's air pollution index. . .
