Anna Nicole case judge Larry pleads not guilty of going to pot

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Friday, 27 April 2007

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Judge Larry says he's no doper

Florida - (Ass Mess): Yet another man called Larry from the Anna Nicole Smith saga is in the limelight today as Judge Larry Korda, who presided over burial arriangements for the late Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith, filed a written plea of not guilty today to misdemeanor marijuana possession, according to his attorney.

Korda was allegedly caught on the pot by undercover cops last month who claim the 49 year old Broward Circuit judge was sitting in the sunshine under a tree in a city park, "high as a kite" smoking some weed.

Defense attorney Mike Dutko said there would be no case to answer in the May 7th hearing and that the judge was not the kind of dumbass doper who would get imself busted 'for one lousy joint'.

Meanwhile celebrity gossip columns are marvelling at the number of Happy Larrys involved in the whole Anna Nicole Smith saga, starting with Judge Larry Seidlin, the custody judge adjudicating baby Dannielynn's fate, through to Larry Birkhead, the baby's biological Dad via Larry Korda, the maybe-pothead who ruled on the burial.

"Let us be grateful that it was Prince Frederik Von Assfelt and not Lawrence Olivier who also claimed paternity in the murky business," one columnist said today.

"Now that would have been totally confusing."

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