An Iraqi militia unit code named "Make My Day" has the obsessive goal of capturing Prince Harry!
Mohammed GB Harrison, Militia commander and Shakespeare scholar reports that he has studied all of Prince Hal's hijinks and speeches: "We know him inside and out due to our literary intelligence. We have special fat vision binoculars to spot his main advisor, Fallstaff. We have dissected his St Crispin day speech with a comb of finest teeth and he is a s good as a mincemeat pie!"
Iraqi militia British experts are said to have prepared unique measures for the prince upon capture: "We have seen the Python reports and so we know what these colonizers find torturous. Already our secret truth extraction units trained by Ali Berto Gonzales-Hussein have at hand the "comfy chair", the dish rack" and we are training a white fluffy attack bunny! He will not have a chance!"
