ASKFRFRED About Limbo...

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 25 April 2007

Dear Fr Fred,

If there is no limbo,where did Bob Marley go when he died?

President of The Hemp Enthusiasts at Duke

Dear Pothead,

That far out brutha wuz sooooo high his stoned ass went straight to heaven!

Dear Fr Fred,

All of my life I have believed what Sister told me about my dead unbaptized mother when I was ten years old. Now the Pope says that there is no Limbo. I haven't been able to sleep for a week. Is my dear mammy really burning in the fires of hell?

Dear Bernadette,

Just an hundred dollars a year to ASKFRFRED will keep your dear mammy's feet just above the flames. Check out the enclosed brochure to see the relatively small investment that could spare your beloved mater from the torments of the inferno.


Shouldn't an All-Loving,Omniscient God be able to figure out what to do with an innocent, unbaptized child without the help of 2,000 years of theological and clerical gits?

Dear TACG-Hater,

The All-Loving ,All-Knowing, All-Powerful (And don't your lay ass forget it!) deity knows exactly what to do with wise-ass anti-clericalists! So why don't you shut your priest-hating trap and write to some Situation Ethics Protestant Minister advice columnist like There'sNoSin. Come. Limbo was too good for you, anyway!

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