The Israelis have embraced baseball! Or they’re trying … they’re really trying … Acclaimed American coach, Wally Whackamole, has been flown to the Holy Land (if that’s not irony at its finest) to teach the fine art of the Wrigley Field diamond.
Everyone was getting ill at Wimbledon. During a doubles match, the chair umpire asked Serena Williams whether she required a doctor on court, as she was having a problem holding a ball during a game partnered with her sister Venus. Serena eventually...
Edward Snowden, who is out to become the modern Benedict Arnold stated today that U.S CIA officials know that Israel has developed a very small drone that carries considerable explosive power along with the ability of disrupting enemy communications.
Israel, in its constant repression and controlling of the Palestinians living in the areas of the West Bank and Gaza that they keep a tight control over, have started forcing Palestinians to wear a yellow cloth Star Of David on their clothing so that...
Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has expressed regret after at least nine people died when troops stormed ships attempting to break through the Gaza blockade. He stated that the troops were met by viscious threats, and therefore acted in self defence...
Iran has successfully test fired a long range ballistic missile after it has denied reports that it was planning to launch a full scald attract on American and European interest in the middle East. An Iranian military officer from an unknown sour...
Chandler, Arizona - In a lightening raid, and aided by local law enforcement, a seven member team from the Israeli army captured the last Midianite-American. It is believed that he is in actuality, the last Midianite, period. Andy Frank, who had...
TEL AVIV, Zion - This past summer, Zionist Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave his approval to a sovereign Palestinian state. He said, "I call on you, our Palestinian neighbors, and to the leadership of the Palestinian Authority: Let us begin peac...
Israeli pirates today hijacked the U.S.S. 'America', as it sailed pointlessly round and round in circles in the Red Sea, as it has been doing for the last 45 years. The pirates' leader, 'Black' Olmert, said: 'It was easy! We had lured the 'America...
Only 22 years after Israel and Palestine implemented Libyan despot Muammar Qaddafis "one-state solution," Israstine proved its diversity by electing Ali Megrahi of the Hamas party as Prime Minister. Prime Minister Megrahi and his party won an astoni...
A man was shamed by a tribe elder today into marrying a leopard after he was caught cuddling up to the beast in bed one night ago.
TEL AVIV (UPI)--Israeli jets struck Lebanese communities in new airstrikes early Saturday, as Israel's tanks and bulldozers rumbled over the Lebanese border and its forces seized villages as part of a real estate development project for the gover...
Encinitas, CA - In a still unexplained development today, leaders from both sides of the Israeli Palestinian conflict announced that they have signed what is to be a formal and permanent truce. Amazingly, the leaders' reconciliation is being attrib...
Israeli Premier Ariel Sharon has confirmed that his program to return the Golan Heights to Syria has hit a snag: the property is in his wife's name!...
Unbelievably wishy-washy LibDem MP Lackov Spine was sacked today after announcing that "if I were an Israeli, I would let a suicide bomber blow me up, so that he won't be upset."...
Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon says he will not resign amidst bribery allegations unless it is made "worth his while".
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