Blair Changes Into An Arab

Funny story written by Bob Muppet

Sunday, 28 September 2003

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Tony Mohammed Ali Blair Is Now One of US !

Following the disastrous Iraqi war, the British Prime Minister has managed to persuade her majesty, Queen Elizabeth II to allow him to convert to the Muslim faith.

‘My new name shall be ‘Tony Mohammed Ali Blair', the Prime Minister claimed' ----‘just like that other great fighter.'

‘Once Johnny foreigner sees that I am the same as them, they'll stop blowing up our soldiers and start behaving themselves,' Blair reasoned.

‘You've just got to get inside the heads of these of these people', Tony Mohammed Ali Blair rambled.

‘We are all the same when you come to think of it.'

Whether you are a king or queen, dictator or despot, it really makes no difference!

-- ‘Can I really have another six wives, -----

---now that I am a Muslim, ----Cherie?'

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