Is Your Death Planned ?

Funny story written by Bob Muppet

Tuesday, 4 November 2003

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Was Your Death Planned ?

Shock waves rippled through the House of Commons Yesterday, when the Prime Minister was asked why we celebrated planned death..

He conceded that sending young, inexperienced soldiers into battle was very likely to result in planned death.( As witnessed in the carnage of WW1 + 2 )

Similarly, he admitted that strapping plastic explosives around the waist, and detonating them in crowded places was very likely to result in planned death. ( As observed in Israel and Iraq )

He also acknowledged that driving on Britain's roads was very likely to result in planned death.
( As demonstrated by the death of 10 people a day)

The P.M. could not explain why his government celebrated death -even though they had planned it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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