BREAKING NEWS - Something happened, somewhere else!

Funny story written by matthatt

Monday, 16 April 2007

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Any second now, something WILL happen!

In a shock news bulletin from a foreign news agency, something happened, somewhere else.

Details are sketchy at the moment, but something has definitely happened and is, quite probably still going on, further reports will confirm if this is actually the case, or not, but rest assured, things are definitely happening somewhere.

Latest reports suggest that no one speaking English was involved so there isn't any need to worry.

President Bush called for calm until facts become clear. Tony Blaire echoed the Presidents sentiments and said that he is in constant contact with various world leaders in an effort to get a better picture of events as they happen, if and when they do.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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