Chemtrails Responsible for Humans Erratic Behavior

Written by Buck E Filbert

Wednesday, 7 February 2007

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Many of the headlines today are right out of an apocalyptic science fiction movie. A group of researchers have determined these bizarre occurrences are the fallout of Chemtrail spraying across the globe.

Headlines, such as the following, are begging the question, what in the hell is going on with our world?

  • Astronaut Booked on Attempted Murder Charges
  • Woman Eats Her Own Baby
  • 12 Billion Dollars Missing from War Effort
  • Students Open Fire in school

Chemtrails are the jet trails you see in the sky almost daily that create artificial chemical cirrus clouds in the sky.

It is speculated the, New World Order (NWO) is softening the under belly of the general population for an influenza virus, N1H1, to be unleashed for population control.

The substances being sprayed apparently have some odd side effects. Much like the, too many rats in the cage syndrome. It starts with the feet, moves up to the legs and the next thing you know they're eating each others faces.

The goal of the N.W.O. is to bring the population down to 500 million people. That number is the estimated number the earth can comfortably sustain.

The people not associated with the elite N.W.O. are considered, "useless eaters," and are to be sacrificed for the greater good.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 7 2007

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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