Obama Is Reincarnation of the Chocolate Jesus!

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 6 April 2007

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Average voter made nauseous by dopey corrupt candidates for Party nominations!

In a weird convergence of the two leading art controversies in the US art world, astute observers are noticing that the Obama Jesus that has attracted so much attention and phoney complaints from a truly thrilled BO's campaign against the Mary Magdalene of the Democratic party Hills like White Elephants Clinton is also the probable model fior the scandalous chocolate Savior in Chicago!

"The immense number of coincidences can't be coincidental!", exclaimed art critic and political commentator Sr Mary Magdalene Pedantic. Obama is as brown as those candy chocolate nigger babies we ate as kids and Jesus is as sweet as candy to the believer! Chocolate saves people from heart disease and centers on the love center of the brain and so does the only presidential party nominee who doesn't make most people nauseous!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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