Polls, pools and pundits are conjecturing about the fate of TS or as his wife calls him AS's fate. Writers for the HBO our thing about the Cosa Nostra are leaking a shocking ending! The entire cast of pitiful guinea bastards run away!
Uncle Junior joins a barber shop quartet, AJ goes way gay, Meadow farms herself out to an Iowa Pimp (Bigsuprise - that's the Pimp's name), Carmela runs away with a Carmela-lite Catholic priest who would rather be with an altar boy, and Big Tony Soprano finds an opera company that is loking for a big good old fashion soprano with hips that can carry Wagner and a bosom that Verdi only dreamt of!
