Tony Soprano Runs Away With ...

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 6 April 2007

Polls, pools and pundits are conjecturing about the fate of TS or as his wife calls him AS's fate. Writers for the HBO our thing about the Cosa Nostra are leaking a shocking ending! The entire cast of pitiful guinea bastards run away!

Uncle Junior joins a barber shop quartet, AJ goes way gay, Meadow farms herself out to an Iowa Pimp (Bigsuprise - that's the Pimp's name), Carmela runs away with a Carmela-lite Catholic priest who would rather be with an altar boy, and Big Tony Soprano finds an opera company that is loking for a big good old fashion soprano with hips that can carry Wagner and a bosom that Verdi only dreamt of!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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