Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 5 April 2007

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The train driver was overcome by garlic fumes

Breaking News: A French train has crashed at a station in Paris, injuring several people and destroying a station cafe that sells garlic.

A TGV, one of the new high-speed trains,careered into buffers this morning at the Gare de l'Est this morning, after the driver was overcome by garlic fumes.

Police on the scene say there are no fatalities as a result of the impact, but the district around the station has been evacuated as a precaution due to the toxic levels of garlic in the atmosphere.

The train was on its way to Marseille loaded with 4billion tonnes of garlic.

More details will follow when we have them.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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