The Infant State of KaNeF celebrated it's first Birthday in Grand Style last Night
KaNeF replaces France on the World Stage following it's secession from the international community due to "The Stupidity of Everyone who is not French"
The New Nation is comprised solely of Art Critics and Wine Tasters
Prime Minister Dartagnan Robespierre put forth what he called his 'De Facto Premise For Existence"
1) Our German and British neighbors are "Beer Swilling Barbarians with Bad Breath"
2) The Americans are "Culturally Corrupt with Taste Bud Issues"
The Wine and Cheese flowed all night , and the State Flag
(Citizen Standing --- Nose in Air --- In the Midst of Cow) was saluted Constantly. Viva la KaNeF
