In a recent development in the life of some random nerd, the human race is being put on trial for a sum of $5,000,000,000,000,000 for pain and suffering of the above stated nerd. This nerd's name is Lucasilism Szarkowsickle. Szarkowsickle claims that he has been shunned from the world, and that not even other nerds want to hang out with him.
"I have no friends, and it's humanity's fault, not mine," Szarkowsickle told us. "But with all of this money, I'll have lots of friends, and maybe even a girlfriend..."
But Szarkowsickle's actions are seriously ticking off the world. "This child is going to cost the world 5,000,000,000,000,000 dollars, and that's not right," an angered citizen told us.
So far, it looks as if Szarkowsickle will win the case, and an estimated 2,000 dollars will be charged per person.
In other news, Bill Gates moved to the moon, real estate agents utterly confused.