Rear Admiral Commander of HSS ASS, Percival Persianolah flaunted his crew's capture of British marines who boarded the HSS ASS reportedly in search of Iran Nuclear weapons program.
"True enough, Bush looked for WMDs in holes in the ground and since Blair has decided to make England the nuclear power of the 21st Century, The British strategy of placing their marines on the decks of hostile boats still seems a bit bizarre": reported Lord Nelson through a Liverpool paranormal, NaNa the Psychic Advisor.
Farther Rear Admiral Wainscott Cumberbund who ordered the marines to board the Iranian Ferry defended his decision."Bush and Blair have both told me we need to get into a war with Iran before they leave office. You have to breaks some eggs if you want to make an omelet so I chose twelve bad eggs and sent them on this fool's errand"
FRA Cumberbund has been reassigned to Chief Chef at Abu Graib Correctional facility and Summer Camp.
NANA predicted that Cumberbund will be making omelets with Iraqi eggs for a long, long time.
