London - (Cosmic Press): Lo, the skies have long foretold what the Ancient Ones always held dear.
Monday's Pisces solar eclipse is primed at seismic angles to Pluto, the icy death planet and karmic Lord of rebirth, riches and retribution.
A cosmic touchpaper destined to trigger the Vernal Equinox, a fuse that ignites the funeral pyre of the Bush Family Evil Empire.
See Venus the magnificent evening star as she blazes her trail in southwestern skies, transiting Taurus sign of the Bull.
Rejoice at the moon's Vernal exaltation, the promise of wonders long ago forgotten.
Marvel at that slender lunar crescent conjoined at sunset with the goddess planet. And reel in awe as Hellfire glory crumbles to dust and eternal damnation.
Under such auspices is Persephone's return awaited.
She who has vanquished the Underworld tryant. She who vowed to expose Karl Rove. And pour public scorn on the fiendish molestors who clothed themselves in the mantle of the righteous.
So chill. You always knew it. As did your brothers.
All hail to Spring and return of the Goddess.