Area Cleavage Overcoming Agorophobia

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Sunday, 18 March 2007

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The twins get ready for a night out

Seattle: 9/25/06 - After years of being hidden away beneath oversized sweatshirts and blouses, the cleavage of local human resources director Lynette Bryant has recently made strides to overcome a fear of public exposure.

"Before, we would shy away from going out in public," commented the left breast, "we were frightened that folks were constantly judging us."

"We are beautiful!" Added Righty.

Adding to the insecurity of the twins was the shame that righty hung slightly lower than lefty on Lynette's thin frame. A trip to Victoria's Secret seems to have cured that affliction.

"We definately wouldn't have the courage to go out in public without the amazing support we have recieved from our bra," Righty confided, "it truly is a miracle bra."

The sudden appearance has meet with universal approval from the male members of Lynettes office.

There was no official comment from the female members, who are remaining prudently quiet.

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