A man Identifying himself as St. Fat-Rick was taken into custody following the St Patricks Day Parade in New York City Saturday.
He was found crawling out of a porta San that had just been tipped over by a crowd of Drunken Youths intent on celebrating the Holiday
It seems FAT RICK had declared himself a living link between Mardi Gras and St. Patrick's Day or as he put it, "A Break from LENT, sort of a state of mind that I call BENT"
St. Ftrk: "I've been Drunk since Fat Teusday at the Mardi Gras -- and I set a goal of maintaining at least some measure of inebriation until today. I can now say with great certainty -- I'm Bent"
The N.Y.C. Police Department agreed -- he was charged with public intoxication and released on bail.
