Bloodsucking nightmare in Arkansas

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Saturday, 10 March 2007

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Counsel for the prosecution.

Have you ever woken up in the morning with no idea how the highly affectionate sex crazed creature who's been sharing your bed all night came to be there? Rose M. Pagley-Brown of Siloam Springs, Arkansas, claims this is what happened to her when she stayed at the Stone Inn Motel in Siloam Springs last December. She has brought a lawsuit against the motel alleging that the bed was infested with bedbugs which left her covered in love bites after jumping her all night.

As a result of the experience she now suffers recurring nightmares.

Rose managed to capture several of the bugs in a plastic bag to use as evidence, which is now in the possession of her attorney.

The problem for the courts now is how to tell the lawyer apart from the bed bugs, given that both of them belong to the species Suckus Bloodless.

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