Learning that bedbugs have been found in the subway, spoof reporter Gail Farrelly recently set out to get the skinny by interviewing a bedbug living in a Manhattan subway car. What follows are a few of Farrelly's questions and the bedbug's replies. WHY LIVE IN THE SUBWAY? it's better than being homeless. And the convenience to citywide transportation is a plus. FAVORITE SONG? Duke Elling...
Executive Housekeeper at the White House, Christine Limerick, in a recent interview with Rolling Rock, takeoff on Rolling Stone, only, as Harvey Bellichant, publisher states, "We're just smaller, ha, ha, you see, stone, rock," revealed that one reaso...
Filing an insect nuisance report with the New York Department of Adult Entertainment Licensing and Insect Eradication, a man who had first said his name was Pike Marker, claims that his entire apartment complex is "wovered cith humbugs", apparently j...
Uh-oh. Perhaps the 'lucky' person who bought the dress for several million bucks wasn't so lucky after all. Little did the avid fan know that some little extras were included with Marilyn Monroe's iconic white dress from the movie, "The Seven Year...
New York City has turned what was once a negative, a bedbug infestation, into a tourist boom by promoting their non-removable residents with a new slogan: Don't be a Slug, Give Your Bedbug a Hug. Thus far, the promotion has been a major success as...
Doctor Alonzo Carpathian, the world's leading authority and researcher on small parasitic insects of the family Cimicidae, or more commonly called Cimex lectularius, or bedbugs, disclosed recently at a seminar held in Bulgaria, at the Consortium Regu...
(New York, NY) - Entomologists now say that they have identified the "Sleep Number" most preferred by bedbugs, according to a study backed by mattress manufacturer Select Discomfort. The average number sought by most bedbugs (on a scale from one t...
The plague of bedbugs have overran New York City, being attacked by pest control from the Statue of Liberty to Carnegie Hall. Now they're at the United Nations! Yesterday the United Nations found evidence of bedbugs in most of the furniture on...
They've shown up in stores, movie houses, Broadway theaters, schools, and judges' chambers. Apparently now the little critters have decided they want some culture. It was announced recently that bedbugs have been discovered in some isolated areas o...
Yep, that's right. Three of 'em. One was an alligator; the second, a lizard; the third, an iguana. The alligator was caught after supposedly hiding under a Datsun in Queens. But that wasn't the whole story. To get the scoop for Spoof readers,...
NEW YORK CITY, New York - It wasn't the fact that the controversy got to be too much for the Muslim community that made them finally decide not to build a Muslim Cultural Center and Mosque near the site of the 9/11 tragedy. It was bedbugs. Many Musli...
According to "Dinner and a movie: Experts say bedbugs favor feasting on moviegoers in cushy theater seats," an article posted yesterday at NYDailyNews, NYC bedbugs are on the move. And movie theaters aren't their only "targets." According to the ar...
Philadelphia PA-- Bedbugs are back and they are causing major headaches for hotel chains across the country. The bugs were almost wiped out decades ago but are making a repeat visit thanks to global travel and global warming. Bedbugs are shiny bl...
Have you ever woken up in the morning with no idea how the highly affectionate sex crazed creature who's been sharing your bed all night came to be there? Rose M. Pagley-Brown of Siloam Springs, Arkansas, claims this is what happened to her when...
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