Bush Entertains Old Boys Club!

Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 6 March 2007

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Bush draws dirty picture of Hillary

In a world-wide scandal, W was filmed drawing nudie sketches of Hillary Clinton and various other sexy ladies in the US Government. On-lookers outed in the scandal rushed to cover Bush and their own asses as they were shown to be reveling in the uncovered asses of Hills, Condie and Mafiosa Pelosi.

"Oh come on, how often have a group of the fellas gotten together for some good clean dirty fun", bemoaned a senator from Utah who hoped his nine wives weren't watching.

"W has always been a hoot at parties and the Republican party shouldn't be any different from Frat boy GW's party daze", offered a reputed Republican nominee, "The Hanoi Hilton wasn't any where near this much fun. If only Pilot W wasn't flyin missions over Texas in the good ole Nam days"

Bush's sketches though destroyed by CIA, FBI and FIBBERMCGEENMOLLY were described by anonymous sources as: "Filthy, fun and flibbertygibbit! ! " One senatorial porn collector said that he loved the lesbian menage de trois with Rice, Clinton and Pelosi: "This is a double play team that can throw me out any day! "

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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