Rudolph Files Anti-Bullying Suit Against All the Other Reindeer

Funny story written by Ralph E. Shaffer

Monday, 9 December 2019

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North Pole. Woof Blister reporting for SIN - Spoof International News. Following his great success as Santa's lead reindeer, and despite the heroic reception he subsequently received from his peers, Rudolph has charged all the other reindeer with bullying, and has filed an anti-bias lawsuit against them.

"They all laughed at me, and called me names. They wouldn't play with me, or let me join in their games. Oh, now I'm a hero, and they all want to be Rudolph's friend. Well, I've got news for them. They're still bullying the other guys who have funny noses but didn't get to work for Santa. And the only reason they let me play and like me is that Santa chose me to head the sleigh team."

Rudolph isn't asking for financial compensation. He wants the court to order the bullies to invite the outcasts into their games and to stop laughing at them.

"Why does it have to take a foggy Christmas Eve for reindeer to act responsibly?" Rudolph wondered.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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