Every one expects Bush to be arrested for lying, fraud, high crimes and misdemeanors but no one thought they would see the day when obscenity charges would bring ol' W to the dock. Federal Marshalls entered the White House Saturday and led the humiliated Bush out the back exit rain coat covering his face from the cameras.
US DA DJ Jazzy Jewel refused to comment further than to simply state the obscenity charges. Crowds packed the court house to witness the arraignment of the US President, while millions of TV viewers payed big bucks for the Pay Per View Extravaganza.
I, ET McCrone had the honor of covering the story for The Spoof.
The court room gallery was packed but you could have heard a four-letter word drop as the court was called to order. Judge Tony Bennet asked the defendant to rise.The President perked up his strangely misshapen ears that caricaturists like to draw as animal-like.
"Mr President," crooned the Judge, "Do you plead guilty or not guilty to the charge of obscenity?"
Bush looked puzzled by the question in the same way he always looks confused by being alive. Then,he spoke: "Your Honor, I have been known to let a couple three expl...expli,...cuss words slip from time to time. But if you worked with Dick Cheney you'd understand!"
"Stop right there ,Mr President, the obscenity for which you have been charged is the unnecessary death of tens of thousands of innocent people!"
The crowd gasped. The Commander-in-Chief did not bat an squinty eye.
"Well, Shit, Judge ain't that what Damn Amurican Presidents do? Guess, I'm friggin' guilty as charged!"