Collina receives threats

Written by Jon-jo Jones

Monday, 29 January 2007

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Collina da Cleaner has been very successful due to his Compulsive Cleaning Disorder

Ex top world football ref Pierluigi Collina has received hate mail and death threats.

The threats have come after Collina's long lost twin brother, David Bradley, went crazy and tickled 4 members of his adopted family in Newcastle, England, so badly that they needed medical attention.

Collina, 46, received hate mail at his home in Vatican City. He also received many e-mails saying, "You will burn in Turin."

One crazed lunatic burnt a dummy of Collina outside his bed-sit. Italian Police have since arrested Luciano Moggi in connection with the incident.

Since retiring from refereeing, Pierluigi has been a contract cleaner in the Vatican and the Italian Football Association HQ. His business "Collina da Cleaner" has been very successful; many friends say this is due to his Compulsive Cleaning Disorder.


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