The NY Trasheap, the Tucson Methaner and The Liverpool Toxin are all reporting the plight of their shared favorite son, Enon Tone McCrone (see I, ET McCrone want to be your PrezMinister) in the discriminatory treatment he has received at the hands of the spoof
"I,ET McCrone am bein'silenced or at least relegated to the rarely read Satire columns because of my position as minority candidate! Hilary and Obama are all over the news articles and their only runnin' for President but certain mustachioed powers that be would like to shove this old lift operator into the background.
McCrone's campaign manager, Doodlebug, was incensed when he read The Spoof's "suggestion" that maybe McCrone belongs out of the news: "Oh! Sure! McCrone has some unusual ideas (see I, ET McCrone Will Wear a Gas Bag and I, ET McCrone will Build the Dental Dam) but the man is runnin' for PrezMinister for God's sake.He's invented a whole new office and seeks to reunite colonizer and colonist.If that's not news what is!".
McCrone's wife the potential First Mistress of USUK or as he often refers to her The Whore of Babylon told all three papers that they should ignore him the way she does and maybe he will go away!
McCrone responded by saying that she's a delightful lass and loves a good joke as well as a game of Swanee (see I, ET McCrone will Build the Dental Dam).
Off the record, he cursed quite a bit and threatened to find a new potential Mistress of USUK, if the W O' B couldn't support her laddy.
Rumor has it that McCrone's Irish ancestry and his wise cracks about the Jews may be the reason for thespoof's attempt to limit the ole bastard's exposure.