Anybody who thinks that 'Global Warming' doesn't exist and that it doesn't cause major problems should think again.
Disturbing news reaching us today that because of this phenomenon that tanning salons in Liverpool and Manchester are going out of business at an alarming rate.
New government figures published at the weekend show that it's a human tragedy of alarming proportions.
Tracy Macey owner of Tantastic told us:
"It's a disgrace and something should be done about it. In the past if people wanted to go about with that ridiculous golden tan that looks like they'd been soaked in tea for a week, they had to come to the likes of us. But now all they have to do is just walk about in the fresh air"
It's not bad news for everyone though as top TV presenter Dale Winton, he of the mahogany hue, laughs:
"Don't knock it darling. Global warming's been saving me a packet love!"
