Bruce Willis is reported to have signed a deal to star in a new Die Hard movie.
'Die Hard 17...and this time it's preposterous' is said to be going into production in the spring of this year and we're promised more mayhem and a thinner plot than ever before.
In what's believed to be a first for Hollywood, the film is to have no script at all and will rely exclusively on special effects, ham acting courtesy of Willis and computer generated images (CBBC's).
The star's agent told The Spoof:
"Previous movies in the series have been fairly dire and have more or less relied on effects and clever photography anyway. So of course Bruce is happy to come on-board the project based on this because now he doesn't even need to learn any lines at all"
Veteran actor, Clint Eastwood, was lined up to co-star in the blockbuster but on hearing the casting is believed to be pulling out. His spokesman said:
"Clint would love to do the movie, he really would but it's just a shame that he is washing his hair during the entire shooting schedule"
Fans of the franchise are said to be already forming a queue at the cinema in Los Angles that will host the premiere, some two years before its release.
