Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 14 November 2017


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Attempt to feed chained elephants bananas and you could get "aped"

Kerala, India: Chained elephants in India look peaceful, loving, and really not dangerous until humans, believing they possess 'Elephant Whisper' skills attempt to mount them!

After whispering in the huge ears of a chained elephant, and feeding it with bananas, a teenage tourist, believing he was a certain Walt Disney character, thought, "well this guy loves me, and now I can go for a ride if I unchain it!" His mates told him to jump on the trunk of the giant, peaceful looking creature, and once on board, they would release it from its chains!

Now, not having too much knowledge about elephants, Jaggedone, does know one thing, they never forget who chains them up to trees, and it certainly wasn't Mowgli or Rudyard Kipling! The elephant, who really did not like being chained to a tree thought, "I hate fucking humans and if this idiot jumps on my back, I will extract sweet revenge!"

The wannabe Mowgli attempted to leap on the trunk of the elephant, and with one swift whiplash movement, the idiot was sent flying through the air like Rocketman (Not the North Korean version) and was completely "trunked into space!"

Luckily, it was still chained to the tree because revenge is sweet, and the elephant was so looking forward to tap-dancing over a human being because many humans tend to treat elephants like their slaves and "One step for the Elephant-Kind is a huge step in the balls for mankind!"

The wannabe Mowgli survived the experience, has promised never to tease elephants again, and in the future will only stroke his pussy, if she allows him to!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: elephant, chained, Mowgli

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