A sea of red, in fact the Red Sea, was seen as several luxury cars piled into one another on a road leading to Hiroshima, (nothing to do with the bomb) Japan.
A convoy of red Ferraris + several luxury Mercedes, etc, led by Jeremy Clarkson was strewn across the road after one of the drivers saw too much red, bull, and decided to spin his Ferrari into action. Burning rubber, he spun out of the convoy, spun around and crashed into the others causing chaos as pieces of red luxury car bodies and silver horses flew across the road.
The police arrived and could only make out damaged Ferraris blocking the road and their dazed millionaires standing on the roadside crying. Jeremy, diplomat that he is, was walking amongst the wreckage and gave his following diplomatic opinion about the driver who caused the pile-up, here it is:
"Fucking idiot should be shot!"
The driver on hearing this did what only a proud, multi-millionaire Japanese man should do; he committed hari-kari on the side of the road causing even more "red".
Jeremy apologised for his statement and left the police to clear up the mess. He then led the rest of the non-damaged luxury cars to Hiroshima where he laid a wreath on the Nuclear-bomb Hiroshima Monument; what a gentleman, Britain should be proud of him!
