Paris Hilton Spotted Leaving Charlie Sheen's Home at 4 A.M.

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 14 August 2013

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Paris is 32, but she insists that she looks 22. (Photo provided by Rico Chorizo).

SHERMAN OAKS - It's no secret throughout LaLaLand that Charlie Sheen has been trying to get it on with Paris Hilton since the two appeared in an Attila The Hun Scotch commercial three years ago.

According to Tittle Tattle Tonight it appears that the 47-year-old former Space Cadet may have finally gotten his wish with the Tinsel Town airhead.

3T's Tapioca Swizzle reported seeing Paris, 32, leaving Charlie's Mulholland Estate Mansion looking quite disheveled and actually wearing only one sandal at four o'clock in the morning.

Hilton had her hair combed underneath an orange bandanna and she was wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers shirt and a pair of Daisy Duke short shorts.

As Miss Swizzle walked towards Hilton's Ferrari the blonde debutante suddenly sped off at a high rate of speed.

The next day Miss Swizzle called up Miss Hilton and asked about her rendezvous with Sheen at his Casa José Cuervo Mansion.

Hilton replied that she had not seen Mr. Sheen since she bumped into him three months ago in Tarzana at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos.

SIDENOTE: To view 13 rather revealing upskirt shots of Paris Hilton that were taken a few days ago at The La Brea Tar Pits you can go to

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