Gay News: More than 2,000 lesbian travelers will sail from Port Everglades on an amazing RSVP sex-filled Vacations' seven-night Caribbean cruise aboard Holyland New Castle Line's ms Wonderland Adventure.
In anticipation, the venomous cruise ship will stock up on hemorrhoid cream, tampons, toys, louse crab spray, wine, toilet paper, and KY jelly.
"Those sailings buy up tickets like hot cakes," said Earl Gray, LGBTQ Ship's Captain, 'It's a nice bit of bread and butter business for us."
Three large LGBT cruises are expected to have a $14 million economic impact for the cruise ship industry, making it a prosperous venture.
The destination also has several significant attractions that serve the LGBT community, including the Prison Ball dance party, where lesbians compete to see who has the biggest balls for dancing.