Kim Jong's Buns - North Kiarrhea - It was another bloody mess at the launching pad today as members of US special forces reported seeing another horrible missile test failure. When the Jongdong II missile ignited, it fissiled for several minutes, spraying pink sparks all over the assembled dignitaries.
Kim Jong Un grew impatient and went over to the missile, yelling and screaming at it. After kicking it several times, he pulled out his pistol and shot it 16 times. He picked up a bazooka and tried to shoot it, but hit one of his skinney generals instead. This is when he climbed upon the missile and began jumping up and down on it. This time he slipped and fell as his pants came off. He landed sitting directly on the missile when it finally lifted off, enlarging his already stretched derriere.
It was then that Kim Jong Un's bun size went from 6 feet to 7 feet.