Feebly attempting to shock the world into believing he inherited Saddam's infamous "Weapons of mass destruction" North Korea Nutter, Kim-Jong Un, invited star English eccentric genius, Noel Coward, along with his army of 'Mad Dogs and Englishmen' to his military parade held in Pong (yes it stinks there) -yang yesterday.
Sadly, Dennis Rodman, Kim's fav US ambassador was not available, he was too busy dying his hair and dunking a few female and male baskets.
Noel Coward accepted the invite because Boris Johnson is a renowned two-faced liar and Kim Jong could not have two of them standing on the balcony. The British government, in desperate need of global deals after Brexit, especially weapons, sponsored the visit of this deceased genius. A cyber replica of Noel sat next to Kim at the parade (he believes in reincarnation and desperately wanted Adolf to attend too, the cyber version, but he was too busy stroking his pet alsatian called Anne Frank) and watched Kim's scary display of plastic tanks, rockets and soldiers march by; most impressive.
Moreover, in honor of future mega Brit-North Korean deals, God save the Queen was not played (She would not approve)! Instead Noel did a heart-rending version of Jaggedone's all time fav song; Mad Dogs and Englishmen, a show stopper proving to the world that the UK still believes it rules India, The Commonwealth and the world; and Kim Jong is a complete Nutter too!
After the parade, Kim Jong launched a plastic rocket believed to be heading towards Trump Tower, and Donald just laugh it off because it sunk without trace like a certain Malaysian Aeroplane sunk in the Indian Ocean without trace!
Thanks to Noel Coward Rule Brittania is still alive even if it's run by a bunch of Mad Dogs!