Hong Kong - Poor bastard had to be tranquilized with a police riot-issue stun gun before being carted off to wild hog rehab.
Weighing 200lbs and covered in ticks the Sus Scrofa or Sino-Eurasian wild swine had crashed through a Hong Kong clothes shop's false ceiling before ruining fifty grandsworth of Armani Andalegi.
You can see why the trotter cuffs had to be firmly screwed down tonight.
The shop's owner Mr Wonful Stichis later told reporters this was not the first time some filthy swine had broken into his upmarket store and destroyed its entire contents.
Last year a yellow-tusked Chinese warthog attacked the boutique's latest Kim Kardashian-inspired latex ballgown collection before defecating on a customised Kanye tuxedo.
Then two daze later Mr Stichis' entire staff of six went down with terminal swine flu.
A number of 'hexed' pigskin handbags have since been removed.