Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 3 March 2015

image for Mossad testing hybrid electric eels as detonators
During trials two dozen hatchlings accidentally penetrated the gusset of the President of Mexico's wife's bikini

Gulf of Suez - A colony of 100,000 part-robotic Electromorphus electricus electric eels has been unleashed by the Israeli secret service into the murky waters off Sharm el-Sheikh following sightings of an Iranian nuclear sub.

Reports claim the mission includes penetration of the enemy submersible's torpedo bay and discharge of a massive 5 kiloton electric shock.

This morning satellite footage revealed what appeared to be a mile-long formation of the part nanotech computer and part Mossad slippery fish heading southwards in pursuit of an alien sonar trail.

Military analysts speculate that if successful the genetically engineered anguilliformes will need reclassifying as cybertronic members of the neotropical gymnotiforme knifefish order.

That's because of the hybrid's three abominable - uh, abdominal! - pairs of organs that produce electricity (the mains organ, the mouth organ, and the reproductive organ) resulting in capability to generate an electro-magnetic blast.

However they note that during early sea trials at the Southern Israeli seaside resort two dozen of the newly hatched little critters accidentally strayed into a bikini worn by the wife of the President of Mexico causing shocking sensations in the lower gusset.

All have been awarded posthumous bravery medals after expiring on contact.

Benjamin Netanyahu is 69.

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