Potentially new Cold War may result from Ukraine Crisis

Funny story written by Ella Davide

Friday, 6 February 2015

The French and German Leaders are meeting in Moscow to try to alleviate Russian Hostilities in the Ukraine and a potentially new Cold War.

President Pitun's Intentions would seem to comprise pressuring Kiev to opt out of being a threat to Russia, under pressure from Moscow.

France's President Hollande has said that Diplomacy can not go on indefinitely and that a potential solution to the problem might be to issue Vespa motorbikes to the Ukraine Seperatists, with an option to be seen giving sexy Moscow Girls lifts to branches of 'H&M, Kiev, in time for the Pre- Spring Sales, 2015'.

Given that most Kiev branches of World Fashion Outlets, offer sizeable discounts, this may well be the Future of Eurasian Diplomacy....Use the cut - price Fashion Industry to soften East - West Relations, says Roman Abramovich, former Soccer Oligarch .

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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