(NOT EDITED) Rupert Murdoch, eat your heart out, you now have a competitor who will make your Sun read like Noddy and Bigears! "The Daily Pony and Trap" (For US readers; Crap) has been published for the first time in a shithole under a railway lin…
We had yet another attempt by Trump & Co to crash our pristine Nutters Beach Club after he turned his back on the other G7 buttheads ruling and ruining our planet. He landed with his private helicopter on our beach, on his way to kiss Kim's rear end. His bodyguards attempted to crash the door, but our black and white eunuchs, Ying and Yang, stood their ground, after all, if you can thwart BOJO...
In California the clocks tick differently and so do their thieves especially after downing a hot, spicy Mexican taco or two before "pooping" off to work! A burglar who broke into a home in Thousand Oaks, LA, felt his belly rumble as he was loading...
Dammam, Saudi Arabia - The Sanitation Operatives International League - SOIL - has commemorated high falutin' Saudi rhetoric with its annual Bullshit Gong for poisoning citizens' minds with Sharia garbage. It is the 60th consecutive year that the...
After everyone had had a good laugh after consuming a lot of marijuana they all suddenly ran and slid toward the bathroom door and opening outside windows while others just puked all over their passed out friends on the floor at the University of Col...
Judge Jamie Dean of West Virginia has handed down the ruling that halfwits cannot be prevented from using the county library. "That would be interfering with his rights as a citizen of the United States." "We're alright with most of the kids, b...
Ex-Smith and pretty awful singer Morrissey has jumped on the band-wagon (he could do with one) by declaring that the Falklands are not British, they belong to Argentina and should be given back to them. He just happened to be touring their country at...
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