Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 5 July 2014

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Caliph 'Ah, bad dark labia bug' in official regalia

Washington DC - Located in a damp and ugly 200 sq ft teardown behind Bladensburg Metrobus garage at 2251 26th Street NE the new legation's HQ aint's exactly swish by international diplomatic standards.

But hey, it's about to get a fab five hundred dollar makeover to make it habitable for Tony Blair's arrival early next week.

The hasbeen has just been appointed official ambassador of the fledgling Islamic State of Humbuggia by up-and-coming new thug-on-the-block Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Humbuggia's self-proclaimed Caliph in Perpetuity.

The appointment is of course controversial; rumors in the US capital claim the recruitment process itself 'was totally bonkers'.

And that Blair only got the job by deciphering a cryptic anagram of the Caliph's name in a mental capacity test foisted on all job applicants.

Kudos to his decryption skills.

Tonight CIA cryptographers finally cracked it if their triumphant Ah, bad dark labia bug! tweet is to be believed.

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