Baron Frankenstein is to sue the University of Texas over 100 brains which have allegedly gone missing from its picked brain library. Victor Helmut Frankenstein, 12th Baron Frankenstein has expressed anger at the disappearance, which came to light after an Amazon delivery of 20 pickled brains failed to arrive at Castle Frankenstein on Friday.
"What arrived was 20 skulls and its a no brainer that these will not do. I have an order for 3 monsters to go and no brains abnormal or otherwise to use. Since going online I have very full order books and can't keep up with demand at the best of times, but there are dissatisfied customers pounding at the castle drawbridge and now 1000 villagers with burning torches.
I have a special arrangement for them (Amazon Body Parts) to store large amounts of spares in their underground monster facility, but I will be awaiting a very good explanation for this." He told our reporter.