Written by Auntie Jean

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

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The Twilight Zone

Rod Serling's heirs have opened up the Twilight Zone and Area 51 at the request of President Obama to look for the missing Boeing 777, a White House representative told our reporter today. An unofficial source said that they had found several planes in each secret area but not the right one.

Spotter planes were even scouring the Bermuda Triangle. Reports that the plane's cargo hold may have been carrying as much as 100 tons of medicinal grade cocaine have apparently spurred the search on greatly, but are thought to be untrue.

In the meantime notices have been placed in public areas asking folks to search their garages and closets for clues.

Scientists are examining the possibilty that unusual movement of Jet Streams in the upper atmosphere may have merged The Outer Limits, Twilight Zone, Bermuda Triangle and a Klingon "Bird of Prey" cloaking device together.

Some of the planes found in Area 51 had contained crew who had been sexually assaulted by "Aliens" but not the one containing Glenn Miller.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: missing, Boeing 777

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