Rome - And what's more he's cancelling his Holy Moscow Muff Chicks subscription, essential pontifical reading ahead of a merger with the Russian Orthodox Church.
The protest also sees Frankie the Argie boycott Russian vodka, cocaine and caviar cupcakes along with personal credit services from the Moscow Vatican Bank.
Of course this means diddly squat to Patriarch Kirill of Moscow, Grand Primate of the Russian Orthodox Perch.
Born Vladimir Mikhailovich Gundyayev the ex-KGB operative recently tweeted that Russian separatists were world famous for the size of their 'rockets' - orthodoxspeak for cocks.
With hindsight that remark has proved unfortunate along with Mrs Gundyayev's intimate vid about how her darling hubby 'goes like a rocket' each time the Russian national anthem is played at night.
Commenting on the developing schizm a spokesperson at the Vatican said Patriarch Kirill is a twat and should resign.