SEOUL, South Korea - The South Korean government has just sent a text message to Russian President Vladimir Putin.
They have stated in a strongly worded message that due to the ongoing situation with the Ukraine, South Korea has decided that it will stop importing Russian Salad Dressing immediately.
The government of South Korea regrets having to take this drastic economic measure but it has to in order to send a clear message to the Kremlin that they cannot just go around bullying people simply because they can.
South Korea has stated that they will be switching over from Russian Salad Dressing to Thousand Island Salad Dressing which they will be purchasing from a factory in Chicago.
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