Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 2 March 2014

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An office building located across the street from the rice processing plant that was totally demolished by the missile.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un was recently offended at a remark that a reporter from New Zealand TV had made where he stated that he needed to lose about 45 pounds.

So in order to show his disfavor the North Korean leader decided to fire one of his Invader 7 missiles at New Zealand's capital city of Auckland.

But somehow the logistics system malfunctioned and the Invader 7 ended up hitting one of Pyongyang's largest rice processing plants completely destroying it.

The Rice Paddy National News Agency reported that luckily the wayward missile hit at 6:31 pm (North Korean time) and all of the employees had left the building for the day.

A security guard stated that he had just gone down the street to get a bottle of Bud Light Beer when the missile struck the plant.

SIDENOTE: Pyongyang police report that damages to the rice processing plant could run as high as $43,000 (U.S.]

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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