JLS in LSD shock brings ASBO warning

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Tuesday, 23 March 2010

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LSD, asap for JLS

The almost famous boy band JLS were questioned today by CID about LSD found in their cars. Police received a tip off and arrived ASAP in an ARV.

"WTF? You will RIP if you don't lay off," the boy band were heard to say. They were soon led away by PCSO's who had nothing better to do. A spokesman said "We were watching them 24/7 from the ATM pretending to be BNP when we saw the tall one who thinks he's an MC fitted our MO."

"We had other units in the B&B and they pounced first. Ok they don't do TLC but hey were not the AA. They didn't even have any ID!" he went on to say.

Their PR guru arrived JIT to deal with the Q&A. "JLS are innocent." she said. When we asked why they had LSD on them she said "OMG, r u serious. FYI these guys are BFF's and would never go AWOL. The fact the police put out an APB on them doesn't mean they are POW. There was no need for the SWAT team.

Seems this is TBC.

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